Wit and Wisdom - 2 Year Old Style

Elise has been coming up with the most random and hilarious things this week. Here are just a few examples:

Ellie and neighbor Miles are playing in the yard, when Miles runs into his house to grab a snack. He comes back out with two individually wrapped string cheeses and hands one to Ellie. She looks at it for a moment, then hands it back as she says,
"I actually don't eat cheese."

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Ellie pretends to take Mommy's nose off of her face "I took Mommy's nose." she tells me, "I'm going to put it in the washing machine. It's gonna clean it."

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Ellie on the phone with Oma "So...whatcha been doing?"

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Mommy: "What do you think we should we name the baby Ellie?"
Ellie: "Um...Mommy."
Mommy: "That name is already taken. Can you think of another one? A name for the baby?"
Ellie: "Elise"
Mommy: "How about a name that is not already the name of someone in our house?"
Ellie: "Daddy."
Mommy: "Sweetie - Mommy, Elise and Daddy are all of our names already. What do you think we should name the baby?"
Ellie: "Pee-pee"
Mommy: "You think that we should name the baby Pee-pee?"
Ellie: "Yeah. Pee-pee"
Mommy: "Ok, you officially have no say in naming this baby."

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Ellie finishes her pancakes, so Opa cuts up his pancake and puts it on Ellie's plate. Ellie pats him on the back and says "Good sharing Opa."

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Mommy and Ellie using the potty together, Ellie on her little potty, Mommy on the big potty. Ellie asks Mommy if she wants the Elmo toilet insert for toddlers that she usually puts on the big potty when she goes on there. Mommy declines, but Ellie is adamant so Mommy takes it and rests the potty seat behind her back and does her business. Ellie says "Yay! Mommy peed on Elmo!"

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Mommy: "We're going to see Oma and Opa today!"
Ellie: "I love Oma and Opa - they're not too loud"